First, we pit death against death. In the first song, “Honey” by Bobby Goldsboro (yes, I know it came out in the 60’s, but it was still a creepy song in the 70’s, wasn’t it?), a man mocks his wife for being dumb and then gets his neck hugged by her. Then (SPOILER ALERT!) she croaks. No more neck hugs for you, mister. Honey’s opponent is “Timothy” by The Buoys. In this fun number, the title character gets trapped in a mine with two other dudes and they get really hungry. I’m talking Yom Kippur hungry. So they eat Timothy. Oy! Vote now and vote often — we’ll be crowning our champion before the year ends! SCROLL DOWN AND VOTE ON THE BOTTOM RIGHT OF THIS PAGE!