Sorry Hamburglar and Friends, The Burger King is Voted Creepiest Fast Food Mascot!

With over 50% of the votes, The Burger King has beaten out the likes of The Hamburglar, Mac Tonight, Wendy, and even our favorite long-dead pitchman Colonel Sanders!  Long live The King!*

Likes to tell the ladies that's a Whopper in his pants.

*(actually, we all really wish he’d go away.)

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About the Author of ‘Creepiosity’

David BickelBesides being one of the world’s most respected creepiologists, David Bickel is a writer and producer who has been working in television since Clinton was president. His credits include “Hiller and Diller” starring Richard Lewis and Kevin Nealon, and a nine-year stint on the Emmy-nominated show “The King of Queens.” He is currently working on the series he developed, “Motorcity” for the Walt Disney Company.