Snooki is Miss Creepiosty.com for August!

Okay, she was fake arrested at the end of July and didn’t really do anything too noteworthy in August except this: She was Snooki.  And to what extent was she Snooki?  She was slapped with a violation for “obnoxious behavior on the beach” in New Jersey.  I’ve been to the beaches in New Jersey; do you have any idea how obnoxious you have to be to not only stand out from all the other obnoxious d-bags but to be bad enough to get fined for it?

Unfortunately, we live in a society where people like this aren’t shunned but instead are granted fame and fortune so she and her friends aren’t going away anytime soon.  But at least we can take a shot at her by branding her with the scarlet C — Miss Creepiosity.com of August.  Ha.

And please note, we’ve had white Miss Creepiosity.com’s (Gary Coleman’s wife), black Miss Creepiosity.coms (Michael Jackson’s doctor), and now our first orange Miss Creepiosity.com.  Watch your backs members of the Blue Man Group.

Snooki is Miss Creepiosty.com for August!, 6.7 out of 10 based on 3 ratings

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About the Author of ‘Creepiosity’

David BickelBesides being one of the world’s most respected creepiologists, David Bickel is a writer and producer who has been working in television since Clinton was president. His credits include “Hiller and Diller” starring Richard Lewis and Kevin Nealon, and a nine-year stint on the Emmy-nominated show “The King of Queens.” He is currently working on the series he developed, “Motorcity” for the Walt Disney Company.