Mel Gibson and Skank Named Miss For July!

With hours to go before we say goodbye to July, we’ve made history:  The first shared Miss crown!  Like when Barbara Streisand and Katherine Hepburn tied for the Best Actress Oscar (though back then there was probably a bit less cursing, ranting, and use of the “n word”), it’s impossible to pick one as more worthy than the other.  Sure, Mel is a raving lunatic who hates every minority on the planet (and ain’t afraid to talk about it), but Okskanka is such a cold, scheming, money grubber who uses her baby as leverage that maybe, just maybe, she deserved to be on the business end of Mel’s verbal vomit just a little bit.

Congratulations, guys!  I hope you take the award and shove it up your f****** a********, along with an army of n******, s**** and k****!

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David BickelBesides being one of the world’s most respected creepiologists, David Bickel is a writer and producer who has been working in television since Clinton was president. His credits include “Hiller and Diller” starring Richard Lewis and Kevin Nealon, and a nine-year stint on the Emmy-nominated show “The King of Queens.” He is currently working on the series he developed, “Motorcity” for the Walt Disney Company.