With hours to go before we say goodbye to July, we’ve made history: The first shared Miss Creepiosity.com crown! Like when Barbara Streisand and Katherine Hepburn tied for the Best Actress Oscar (though back then there was probably a bit less cursing, ranting, and use of the “n word”), it’s impossible to pick one as more worthy than the other. Sure, Mel is a raving lunatic who hates every minority on the planet (and ain’t afraid to talk about it), but Okskanka is such a cold, scheming, money grubber who uses her baby as leverage that maybe, just maybe, she deserved to be on the business end of Mel’s verbal vomit just a little bit.
Congratulations, guys! I hope you take the award and shove it up your f****** a********, along with an army of n******, s**** and k****!