Introducing Miss of June!

Dudley begged him not to marry her.

It’s only June 8th and this one was a horse race!  Shannon Price was in the early lead after her ice-princessy 9-1-1 call which came minutes after she “sent Gary downstairs to make her some food.”  Then Helen Thomas snuck in, saying her kooky remarks about those pesky Jews (which led to her forced retirement — nice to see that you can’t always get away with stuff just because you’re a hottie).  Then Shannon came back with a bang when word came out that she took and sold deathbed photos of Gary to an undisclosed tabloid.   Classy!

Congratulations Shannon!  Say hi to The Bicycle Man when you get to hell!

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About the Author of ‘Creepiosity’

David BickelBesides being one of the world’s most respected creepiologists, David Bickel is a writer and producer who has been working in television since Clinton was president. His credits include “Hiller and Diller” starring Richard Lewis and Kevin Nealon, and a nine-year stint on the Emmy-nominated show “The King of Queens.” He is currently working on the series he developed, “Motorcity” for the Walt Disney Company.